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Problem with a springer

Postby Ray7756 » Sat May 07, 2016 10:07 pm

Not what you expected, got this on another site but thougt it is hilarious :die: :die: :die:

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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby flintlok » Sat May 07, 2016 10:15 pm

:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :roll: :roll: :roll: .......Keef joke alert. :razz: :razz: :razz:
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Flintlok, I think you're dead right....."The Dogge"

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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby gun nut » Sun May 08, 2016 8:10 am

Well I found it funny! :thumbs:
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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby Keef » Sun May 08, 2016 8:15 am

flintlok wrote::hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :roll: :roll: :roll: .......Keef joke alert. :razz: :razz: :razz:

If you'd ever owned a Springer Spaniel you'd know what he meant.

Mine took a whole cooked chicken off the kitchen worktop and scoffed it. The chicken was on a plate and covered with a clothe. She got the chicken without knocking plate or clothe off the worktop.

Her sister from the same litter lived just around the corner. Her owners were woken up at 3 o'clock in the morning by the Springer walking up and down the piano key board.

One from the same sires decided to cahse some rabbits. problem was she was in a Land Rover doing 30mph when she decided to leap out of the car window to do it.

Springers are bonkers and don't settle down until they are about 12 years old.
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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby flintlok » Sun May 08, 2016 1:50 pm

:thup: :thup: :thup:
The faster I go, the older I get.

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Flintlok, I think you're dead right....."The Dogge"

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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby rover » Mon Aug 01, 2016 8:31 pm

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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby Tommo » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:14 am

Keef wrote:
...Springers are bonkers and don't settle down until they are about 12 years old.




And then some.. total canine headbangers. Ours had the philosophy of never going around something if she could either go through it or over it..!!! Caught her chewing tail one day, well I thought she was. Turned out to be a shed load of brambles tangled in her tail. I managed to free her and we set off home. On entering the house I saw what looked like spots of blood on the mat and, once in the house and on closer inspection, I found her mouth full of thorns..!! They were everywhere. Under her tongue, in her cheeks and gums, everywhere. So I set to with a bowl of warm water with some detol in it, a pair of tweezers and removed a total of 19 thorns..!!! She never made a sound, not a peep. She never tried to get away or move, just sat there and let me get on with it.. Hard as nails.

Upshot is, seven years on I still miss the bugger so much..!!
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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby Les1066 » Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:10 pm

If a person can't raise at least a smile at the antics of the average Springer ..... they're already dead! :hmm:
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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby gun nut » Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:00 pm

I finally gave in and ended up getting this little nutcase a coupke of weeks back! Spent a week trying to puppy proof the house but he still finds things to destroy! :lol:
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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby Ray7756 » Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:07 am

You say "I finally gave in" I read that as I finally got the mrs to allow me to get a springer, now im in the poo as the little b@gger has chewed her favourite shoes :die:
PS he looks a wee cracker just dont let him anywhere near a digger
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Re: Problem with a springer

Postby gun nut » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:08 am

He's a little star but I'm thinking of changing his name to Satan! I'm away shooting and got a phone call from the missus to say he has eaten through the main incoming phone cable! :mad:
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