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Formula Uno

Postby libensvolenspotens » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:36 am

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some
Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds
worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management
team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an
advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!


At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew
able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12
seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren
team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's
bird in the shower. :grin:
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Re: Formula Uno

Postby 6.5x55 » Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:13 am

Excellent :D.
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Re: Formula Uno

Postby Viperteks » Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:45 am

Bloody Hell - that Joke is SO old it can be found in the 'Old Testament' :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Formula Uno

Postby Fenrir » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:11 pm

Viperteks wrote:Bloody Hell - that Joke is SO old it can be found in the 'Old Testament' :roll: :roll: :roll:

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So can LVP. :grin:
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Re: Formula Uno

Postby firepower » Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:17 pm

and you got the ending wrong................... :shock: ;) :lol:
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Re: Formula Uno

Postby English » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:10 pm

Viperteks wrote:Bloody Hell - that Joke is SO old it can be found in the 'Old Testament' :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Dave, so were you on that Pit Crew? :grin: :grin: :grin:
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