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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby flintlok » Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:30 pm

Viperteks wrote:Glad we appear only to have the one - so far!!! :worried:

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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Andy.I » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:14 pm

Viperteks wrote:Well, this morning, whilst cleaning out a kitchen cupboard before the Plumber ran a Gas pipe through it, we found the Mouse - DEAD. :(

Think he just got trapped in that cupboard, as there was no sign of the traps being used!

Glad we appear only to have the one - so far!!! :worried:

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Are you absolutely sure it didn't get at that kebab? :razz:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Coldfinger » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:52 pm

For future reference - when you and your kebab have a mouse problem you should just imagine that those little droppings are pepper corns and tuck in :grin:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby hungryrob » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:44 pm

Viperteks wrote:Well, this morning, whilst cleaning out a kitchen cupboard before the Plumber ran a Gas pipe through it, we found the Mouse - DEAD. :(

Think he just got trapped in that cupboard, as there was no sign of the traps being used!

Glad we appear only to have the one - so far!!! :worried:

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Where there's one, theres hundreds.

I recommend dynamite :grin:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Lee G » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:48 pm

Trousers tucked in your socks at all times
A pair of bicycle clips for added protection
A pair of stilts for walking round the house
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby flintlok » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:08 pm

hungryrob wrote: Where there's one, theres hundreds.

I recommend dynamite :grin:


Hundreds and perhaps a thousand. Go for a shoulder launched area weapon, start small with an RGP targeted at the cabinet. Better yet, call in a Paveway air strike to secure the kitchen and environs. One can never be to sure but a smoking crater is pretty near a guarantee. :thup: :thup: :thup:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Lee G » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:15 pm

If its a field mouse, call in a garden type device, called a daisy cutter
If that dont work, napalm is the only sure way to go unless the mouse is a gook mouse
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Coldfinger » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:21 pm

flintlok wrote:Better yet, call in a Paveway air strike.....


Bloody hell, don't say you have one of those in your flamin' gun collection too. :shock:

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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby flintlok » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:14 pm

Coldfinger wrote:
flintlok wrote:Better yet, call in a Paveway air strike.....


Bloody hell, don't say you have one of those in your flamin' gun collection too. :shock:

Americans - don'tchya just hate 'em? :mad:


Nah, I don't have a Paveway. My nephew the Marine is top sergeant on a supply base and I'd have to ask to borrow one. He has no taste in guns though as he just bought one of those mouse calibers (5.7mm) FN P90's in semi auto. That is one ugly looking plastic rifle. Perhaps he and his buddies could do a mouse assault with their newly acquired mouse quns. :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Sidebyside » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:48 pm

What about my Diana 177 Elephant gun ? :thup: ;) :grin:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby flintlok » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:05 am

Sidebyside wrote:What about my Diana 177 Elephant gun ? :thup: ;) :grin:


Now why didn't I think of that!!!! :thup: :thup: :thup: :thup: :thup:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Lee G » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:19 am

A rail gun might be handy if the pussy is scared of mice, they can shoot from several miles away
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Viperteks » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:58 am

You lot are not right in the head!!!! :grin: :grin:

Definitely only one, think it was hiding in the cooker we bought as we found the insulation had been chewed!!

Plus no more droppings or evidence!

I am sure we will get another one soon enough though!

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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby Sidebyside » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:45 pm

Viperteks wrote:You lot are not right in the head!!!! :grin: :grin:

Definitely only one, think it was hiding in the cooker we bought as we found the insulation had been chewed!!

Plus no more droppings or evidence!

I am sure we will get another one soon enough though!

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Do you want me to drop one off in case no more appear ? :shock: ;) :grin: :grin:
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Re: The Mouse and the Kebab!!!!!!

Postby flintlok » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:26 pm

Viperteks wrote:You lot are not right in the head!!!! :grin: :grin:

I am sure we will get another one soon enough though!

Dave


Will forward more mice to you as requested as I'm sure other members will do the same. No need to thank us, consider the mice our gift to you..... ;) ;) ;) ;) :grin: :grin: :grin:
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