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Oh dear.

Postby Shootist » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:02 am

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Re: Oh dear.

Postby Les1066 » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:52 am

I think the joke was worse than your piles. :doh:
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Re: Oh dear.

Postby Keef » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:39 am

Is a bolter a man who forgets to take his rifle bolt to the range with his rifle?
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Postby Les1066 » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:00 pm

Is a sheeter a Mexican with diarrhea? :hmm:
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Postby flintlok » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:22 pm

Keef wrote:Is a bolter a man who forgets to take his rifle bolt to the range with his rifle?


Alas, I did that once when I thought it was a good idea to store the bolt and rifle separately. I found that it only confused me and left me boltless on the range. Never again.
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Re: Oh dear.

Postby Ray7756 » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:55 pm

flintlok wrote:
Keef wrote:Is a bolter a man who forgets to take his rifle bolt to the range with his rifle?


Alas, I did that once when I thought it was a good idea to store the bolt and rifle separately. I found that it only confused me and left me boltless on the range. Never again.


Rifle , Bolt & magazine all kept in seperate locked areas, for security reasons ,so first job is assemble the rifle, then check it and put it into slip, once you get into the routine its easy, but I have still managed to get to the range with no ammo :bh:
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Re: Oh dear.

Postby Sidebyside » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:06 pm

I have suffered being targeted :oops:
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Postby flintlok » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:48 pm

Sidebyside wrote:I have suffered being targeted :oops:


To late, the target joke is all loss with this crowd. ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Oh dear.

Postby Buffy Vampire Slayer » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:13 am

:cheers:
flintlok wrote:
Sidebyside wrote:I have suffered being targeted :oops:


To late, the target joke is all loss with this crowd. ;) ;) ;)

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flintlok wrote:
Sidebyside wrote:I have suffered being targeted :oops:


To late, the target joke is all loss with this crowd. ;) ;) ;)

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Re: Oh dear.

Postby Keef » Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:54 pm

Are you sure?

Maybe a third time will reinforce it?

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