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Postby TheSquire » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:35 am

My sister lives in the middle of London and has a problem fox that keeps crapping on her doorstep. Any advice as to how to deter the damn thing? Shooting is not an option given the location! Mind you, she would do it herself she is so fed up of cleaning fox shit off her kids shoes!
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Re: Fox Crap

Postby plugg » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:21 am

TheSquire wrote:My sister lives in the middle of London and has a problem fox that keeps crapping on her doorstep. Any advice as to how to deter the damn thing? Shooting is not an option given the location! Mind you, she would do it herself she is so fed up of cleaning fox shit off her kids shoes!


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Re: Fox Crap

Postby magnum3 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:16 pm

u could try also eucalyptus oil
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Re: Fox Crap

Postby flintlok » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:26 pm

A pet cat such as a cougar would make short work of the fox and I'll guarantee the authorities will have no problem blowing away your pet cougar as you neighborhood becomes devoid of aimlessly wandering pets and people. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Fox Crap

Postby gun nut » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:52 pm

A big bear trap should do it! It might not catch the fox but it won't crap on her doorstep if the trap has an angry bear in it! :roll: :razz:
Failing that go to the local zoo and collect some male lion pee and then spread it on the doorstep - apparently foxes are intimidated by this! :roll:
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Re: Fox Crap

Postby TheSquire » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:39 pm

collect some male lion pee

Can you show me how to do that please? :grin:
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Re: Fox Crap

Postby Viperteks » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:45 pm

Use your own pee, preferably after a night on the JD and a decent Curry, if you want to go further leave your own shit there, Foxes hate competition!! LOL

I am actually serious about your own PEE bit! ;)

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Re: Fox Crap

Postby gun nut » Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:46 pm

TheSquire wrote:
collect some male lion pee

Can you show me how to do that please? :grin:

Yes - but I'll only show you once! :grin:
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Re: Fox Crap

Postby Linegeist » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:56 pm

gun nut wrote:
TheSquire wrote:
collect some male lion pee

Can you show me how to do that please? :grin:

Yes - but I'll only show you once! :grin:


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Re: Fox Crap

Postby subbyc » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:28 am

I've found using a labrador works a treat. Well mine clears all the fox poo up by rolling in it :(
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